braydaaan:

if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

(via hotboyproblems)


crustpunkfightsback:

*DJs at a high school prom*

*only plays gangnam style*

*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*

(via circumcising)


stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

(via damittromney)


zftw:


genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via usingtimewisely)


coluring:

i’m closer to the age 20 than 10 this isn’t good

(via re-wire-this-town)


shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

(via hotboyproblems)


officialdennisreynolds:

if you mock someone for praying or finding comfort/purpose in their religion then you are a gross person

(via vvendys)


becausejensenackles:

I feel like I should have seen that coming.

(via pizza)


perkyrph:

au: everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark. 

(via an-augustus-waters-fetish)