borlax:

I put my condoms on like everyone else, one leg at a time

(via maliciousmelons)


drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

(via orgasm)


bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


mtv:

nominee 4 of 6
like or reblog this post to vote doctor who for best fandom forever!
scope out all the other nominees and see who’s in the lead. then watch the mtvU fandom awards on sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv to see which o.g. fandom takes the crown!

mtv:

nominee 4 of 6

like or reblog this post to vote doctor who for best fandom forever!

scope out all the other nominees and see who’s in the lead. then watch the mtvU fandom awards on sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv to see which o.g. fandom takes the crown!


50c:

purestmeth:

50c:

*waits for akon to make a come back*

who?

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(via trashboat)


sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(via oknope)


dear god

amazign:

what does it mean if you see jackie chan in a dream?

(via 2bainzz)


spjcegirls:

ugly hoe: *looks at my man for more than .001 milliseconds*

me:

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(via i-ran-over-oprah)


bobbyhoying:

i think dolphins are smarter than people and also used to live on land but were really just sick of human beings that they left for the ocean even though they can’t breathe in the water like that’s how much they disliked living with us

(via 2bainzz)


sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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This is GOLD

(via alphason)